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I ripped open the Velcro on my shoe and slipped my foot out, clumsily rising and lifing my bike, shoe still attached. <\/p>\n
“Yeah” I said, avoiding eye contact as I limped red-faced to the curb in one white sock and one shoe. <\/p>\n
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