What The Team Sky Data Hacks Revealed About Chris Froome’s Training

Chris Froome's doping allegations aren't exactly what people may think.

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Chris Froome and Team Sky

In the following video, we present to you the true reason that we know Christ Froome is not a doper. In fact, it has to do with a lot of science, biology, the X-men, and a bunch of completely made up facts. We may have lost it, folks. But in the true spirit of unprofessional journalism, we’d like to present our take on what makes Chris Froome so fast. And we don’t think it’s doping–we’ve got an x-ray to prove it. In our latest video, find out just what Team Sky was so worried about when their data got hacked.

Think this story was stupid? It’s not half as stupid as someone throwing urine in Froome’s face. We wanted to respond in kind to a treatment that many cyclists receive out on the road–and it occurs in every level of the ranks. Maybe not always with urine, but people throw insults and drinks without thinking twice these days–every bit as lame. Let’s all have a laugh, be kind, and just try to enjoy the greatest sport on the planet.

Photos courtesy: Georges MenagerSean HickinJaguar MENACinthea Fox, and Eric Huang

By the way, this is all a joke.

About Bek 301 Articles
SLO Cyclist's former chief editor and recovering road snob, Bek made sure everything ran smoothly around here. She was also the one who reminded us not to take ourselves too seriously--unless it involves black socks. Black socks are always serious.

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